Hello, My Name is ___________

Tourist

1.         Pronounces New Orleans, New Or-leans not New Or-lins

2.         Hangs out on Bourbon Street

3.         Wears beads on non-Mardi Gras days

4.         Calls a street car a trolley or cable car

5.         Waits in ridiculous line for entry into Preservation Hall

6.         Shops in French Market
Resident

1.         Complains about Mardi Gras traffic

2.         Jogs on the street car tracks

3.         Argues over the best Po’ Boy in town

4.         Hangs out on Frenchman Street

5.         Knows that the West Bank is not necessarily west

6.         Walks dog while drinking white wine