Ode to Garmin

Mr. Garmin off to Philly,

Mr. Garmin back on home,

Coffee please -

Near the hotel -

Parking off street -

Maneuver around traffic is stopped on cobblestone.

Change your voice, Mr. Garmin,

You’re on mute Mr. G,

Make my car blue.

Sleepiness sets in,

This turn will not work -

Recalculate and I promise to follow in suit.

Mr. Garmin may I ask you a question,

if Ms. Garmin does not mind.

I punch in M-A-N with nothing to be found.

Is this jealous, Mr. Garmin, or are none around?

I will write a letter to your company,

To the CEO!

And the CFO!

Maybe the UFO!

That everything hasn’t been figured out,

Not quite sure if you’re worth my money.